Whose Line: Pirates Edition!!!

Whose Line: Pirates Edition!!!

(this is just something i thought up after i read Whose Line Is It Anyway: DBZ Edition! thnx for the inspritation ----! this is my first screenplay and i hope you like it!)

(A/N: okay, you all know how whose line works, and if you don't, your about to find out! the thing starts with Davy Jones standing in the crowd. i don't own Pirates or Whose Line, so please don't sue me!)

Jones: Hello everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?: Pirates of the Caribbean Edition! I'm your host, Davy Jones, come on down and lets have some fun! You all know that the points don't matter. Yes, the points don't matter, just like the Royal Navy!

(crowd cheers)

Jones: And now, the contestants. He's still trying to get the dog with the keys, Jack Sparrow!

(crowd cheers)

Jack(scolding): Captain. Captain Jack Sparrow.

Jones: Sorry. Captain Jack Sparrow. His monkey walked the plank, Hector Barbossa! He has eleven toes, Will Turner! The mangy mongrel still has his eye, Ragetti!

(everyone walks onstage)

(Barbossa looks at Jones)

Barbossa: I still have my monkey.

(Jack the Monkey walks out, holding Ragetti's eye)

Ragetti: Give it back you mangy mongrel!

Jones: Now for our firt game. This one is for everybody. Scenes From a Hat!

(Jack and Barbossa walk to one side of the stage)

(Will and Ragetti walk to the other)

Jones: What do you do if a girl steals your ship?

(Jack walks onstage, looks into the crowd)

Jack (yells): Bloody pirate!

(crowd laughs and cheers)

(Jones presses buzzer)

Jones: Un-said toasts to Jack.

(Will walks onstage, hold "cup" in the air)

Will: He made out with my girlfriend!

(laughter and cheering)

(Jones buzzes)

Jones: What do you do with wet powder?

(Ragetti walks onstage, beckons to Will)

Ragetti: We can still use them as clubs!

(hits Will on the head with "gun")

(laughter and cheering)

(Jones buzzes)

Jones: What Lord Cutler Beckett is thinking right now.

(Barbossa walks onstage, points to Jack)

Barbossa (mocking Beckett): He is, without a doubt, the worst pirate I have ever heard of.

(Jack walks onstage)

Jack: But you have heard of me.

(laughter, Jones buzzes)

Jones: What Jack was really doing in the Locker.

(Jack walks onstage)

Jack: My peanut.

(laughter, Jones buzzes)

Jones: What was Elizabeth really thinking when she kissed Jack?

(Jack walks onstage, stares into space)

Jack (mocking Elizabeth): Damn, he's a good kisser.

(Will walks onstage as Jack leaves)

Will (mocking Elizabeth): I shouldn't be doing this! I'm engaged to Will!

(Jack walks onstage, again, as Will walks off)

Jack (mocking Elizabeth): Damn, he's a good kisser.

(Jones buzzes, signaling the end of the game)

(crowd cheers)