Saturday Night Live : Sci Fi Style ll

Saturday Night Live : Sci Fi Style ll

This is my second try at Saturday Night Live .

Three of the reporters are all two females and one android .

We begin with the android addressing the camera as it zooms in on him .

Data   Hello and my name is Data and welcome to the second edition of Saturday Night Live .Here for are first report is Spock from Vulcan ,and he'd is coming to us by satellite transmission via Vulcan , take it away , Mr. Spock .

Camera fades out and back in as it zooms in on Spock standing in the battle area where Vulcans usually fight for their mates .

Spock : I'm expecting the arrival of a special guest any moment now .             

Camera zooms to follow his gaze and everybody waits we then see someone now coming and it's a Vulcan female . She's wearing a white robe . She walks up to him .

Spock : Hello , T' Pring , been a long time .

T'Pring : Hello , Spock . What can I do you for ?

Spock :It's been a long time and wanted to see you again this was the only way I could get back to Vulcan without taking any more leave

T'Pring : What do you want , this is most illogical

Spock : You changed .

Unknown to both the camera was still on .

T'Pring : It took time Spock but I found another .

Spock raised an eyebrow .

T'Pring whistled and a human appeared .

Spock : Looks like a caveman .

T'Pring : Yes he is . I even had pon-farr with him .

Spock looked at both of them .

Spock : What could he offer that I could not ?

T ' Pring actually smiles and hold onto the cavemen's arm .

T'Pring " Besides being with me Spock , he has Geico .

Spock tells the cameraman to turn off .

Another camera zooms in on the second reporter behind the desk next to Data .

Female Reporter Number Two :My name is The Borg Queen you will be part of my hive .Just kidding . In the galactic news update Q has been reported to want to be human like those he tormented all those years .In an interview Q had this to say .

Camera zooms in on Q in the continium as he is watching tv he turns to the camera

Q: At least humans have cable tv , we only get the Sci Fi Channel up here  .

Then the camera fades .

Camera zooms in on Data : Now this commercial break .

The camera fade from Data and to an indoor scene where it is part of a local barber shop one man is getting a haircut , two are awaiting their turn .

Picard : Don't forget , I just want a trim .

Captain Sisko : So did you guys here how easy it is to get cash now instead of you go to the bank or ATM machine . He smiles at everybody .

He looked at Picard the barber and man sitting by him . The man sitting by him looks at him and asks .

Chief O' Brien : How ?

Captain Sisko : You don't in the twenty-third century we don't use money .

And now back to the show as camera zooms in on third female reporter .

Female Repoter Number Three :  Now a special report to end our show here is all nine Daxes to talk about being a Trill .Here is reporter The Flash becaused with his speed he can keep up with all nine Daxes , take it away Flash .

The Flash is surrounded by all nine Daxes and ask each one to say how it feels to be a Trill , up first is Lela .

Lela : I was the first , what can I say .

Emony : No comment .

Audrid : What was the question ?

Torias : Are you kidding ?

Joran : Is there money doing this ?

Curzon . Women , bring me women .

Jadzia :I don't like bloodwine , there I said it .

Ezri : Julian , it's time .

The camera fade away and back to the show where all three reporters are talking and stop when the camera is on .

Data : Well that was our show , hope you enjoy it . Now ladies . ''

The the three of them stood looked at each other and started dancing .

Together : Hope you like are show but now it's time to say goodbye

Saturday Night Live S, because we see you .A. is for the Apple of your eye .T .till we meet again  U , you are the heart of my life .D, stands for Data . A ,another Apple and Y because we'd love you all . Have a good night and live long and prosper .

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