Itachi's confession part 1
Itachis confession part 1 of many funny parts
Itachi's confession of love. Does he love his brother. Is a rumor Sakura heard true? Will Naruto ever get his Raman. And where the fudge nuggets did Toby go!!!!!!!! Read more to find out!
little fowl lang. all itachi's confessions are copyrighted
*warning before reading remeber this story was write for the enjoyment of naruto lovers plzz dont read if you dislike fowl lang. D word. that is basicly it. tell me if there are any others so I may worn younger readers. tyvm. copyrighted by yumi_aymi_sisters
*At Itachi's bedroom*
Itachi: Damn. *Picks up picture of his mom*
Tobi: Toby says why Itachi so glum?
Itachi: Shut the fudge nuggets up Toby.
Tobi: Toby be good! Toby be goooooood! *Cried toby*
Itachi: Debra!
Deidara: What?
Itachi: PLzz in the name of your mother plzz kill Toby.
Deidara: What ever as long has you can tell me where you got that sexy purple nail polish!
Itachi: Oh this old nail polish! Why I got it when I was looking for Naruto in... In umm. God Damn What the hell is that place called?
Deidara: Omm I dont know Kobo or some shit.
Itachi: Right right. Anyway in that place.
Deidara: In that cute little shop at main street? * Toby begins to walk away*
Itachi: Which one?
Deidara: Oh oh oh! Hahaha! Your so funny!
Itachi: Yes yes I know. But really I didnt get it on main street.
Deidara: Oh okay okay so where did you get it?
Itachi: I got it from that GAI SENISE!
Deidara: Oh shut the fudge nuggest up!
Itachi: No!~
Deidara: Dang!
Itachi: Anyway I need you to kill that son of a__! Hey where did he go!
Deidara: Damn. I felt like killing him to.
Itachi: okay well come on to the livingroom! * A crappy version so the duna duna duna na from batman begins to play*
Itachi: See see its my evil room! Ooooooooooooh.
Deidara: OMFG its its.
Itachi: Yep.
Deidara: Nail Polish world!
Itachi: See its so evil why not even Sasuke would enter it!
Deidara: I know!
Itachi: Hey I have like a fantabulus Idea!
Deidara: what what!
Itachi: Lets have a..... SLUMBER PARTY!
Deidara & Itachi: Yeah!!!!!!!!
Itachi: Okay so is everyone readdy!
Deidara: Yep.
Kisame: Like yeah.
Orochimaru: Heck yeah girlfriend!
Itachi: Ok now the game is.... *everyone leens in* TRUTH OR DARE! YAY!
Deidara: Ok Itachi blast away first.
Itachi: Okay. Umm. Orochimaru. Truth or Dare.
Orochimaru: Dare.
Itachi: Heeheehee. I dare you to wear. Debra's bra! ( Deidara's nickname is Debra.)
Deidara: Hey I dont own a bra!
Itachi: Yes you do.
Deidara: No I dont.
Itachi: yes!
Deidara: no!
Itachi: yes!
Deidara: no!
Itachi: Yes we all know you are double gendered.
Deidara: Fine you caught me.* Deidara pulls bra out from her kitty cat cloke.*hands to Orochimaru*
Orochimaru: *he put it on and walked around like a gay little gurl* Ha there I did it ok sooooo. Debra. Truth or Dare.
Deidaraa: Dare.
Orochimaru: I dare you to.. Kiss Kisame!~ *everyones sweat dropped*
Deidara: Fine. *Deidara leened in and. SMOOCH! She gave him a kiss.
*Everyone ewwwwwwwwwed*
Deidara: Fine fine. Now. Itachi. Truth or Dare.
Itachi: Truth.
Deidara: What are you true feeling towards Sasuke! ( Pronounced sause-gay)
*Dun dun dun...*
Itachi: Thats easy I feel________________________________________.
Next Time is Itachi's confession part 2.
Deidara: NO Itachi why does it have to be~!
Itachi: I am sorry I must!
Sakura: Sasuke is it true.Is it?
Sasuke: Yes. Yes it is.
Naruto: Whhhhhhhhhy! Why do you do this to me!
( Tenchins are high. Is Itachi a caring guy. Is the rumor Sakura heard true. Will Naruto ever get this _-_-_-_-_! Tune in next time for the chilling concussion!
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