Itachi's Confession Thanksgiving Speacial!~~
Itachi's Confession Thanksgiving Speacial!~~
Itachi's thanksgiving speacial!~ You have to read to love it!~
* All through the house there was... Wait wait wait! It's not just Christmas yet! We just now had Halloween!~ And I know for a fact there is another Holiday inbetween there nobody cares about! So what is it... * 5 Minutes later* Oh yeah! Thanksgiving! Is it important?? NAH! Its only celebrated because the pilgrams come to america on the Mayflower to live in peace and harmony!~ That didn't happen! So now its 2007 almost 2008! And thanksgiving is here!~ So here is a story I am sure all my fans would enjoy before Christmas!~ So calm down it you seats and read on..*
* Itachi's house*
Kisame: What a wonderful Thanksgiving dinner!~

Kisame: Ohh wrong one!~

Itachi: I am coming!~
* Itachi is carring in stuffing rolls*
Sakura: What a wonderful dinner!~
* Sakura and Deidara are bringing tons of food*
Shika: What a drag this is going to be to clean..
Temari: Don't worry!~ Ino is going to clean it up as long as we INCLUDE her in all our activities!~
Konkro: Oh what fun.
Gaara: Shut up Konkro.
Kobuto: This is the very first time I am every going to be showed in Itachi's confession!~ Ya___~!
* Gun shot*
Dick Chaney: Sorry! I thought you were Bush!
Kobuto: Ahh! I am dieing!~ Some one call the police!~
Naruto: No.
Kobuto: Ahh! I see.. The light!~ And... Orochimaru...His hands... Reaching for me.. Huuuu..
* Deidara and Tobi drags Kobuto by the feet and burys him in the ground*
Tobi: Yeah!~ Murder!~
Deidara: If I could only kill a surtant formor Uchiha......
Itachi: Me????
Deidara: No! Tobi!~
Kisame: Good.
Neji: Uhh.
Ten Ten: Were here!~
* Cricket churps*
Ten Ten: With punkin pie!~
Naruto: Sp..
Ten Ten: And raman!~
Naruto: Yay! Come on Hinata!~
Hinata: Yay!~
* So everyone gathers around the table and begans to feast on the wonderful food gathered around the table*
Sakura: Oh Sasuke-kun!~ Such wonderful food!~
Sasuke: Yes.
Temari: Hmm. Tastey..
* The sound of food being eaten could be heard all through out the room*
Neji: Hmm. Pass me a cruson Tobi..
Tobi: Okay!~
* Tobi reaches for the plate where the crusons were and realizes there are no more!*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hinata: W-What are we going to do!
Ten Ten: With out cruson's were doomed!
Deidara: My art will suffer!
Itachi: Don't worry! I know who to all!~
Temari: Pillsberry Doe boy!
Itachi: Noo!
Naruto: The MIB! ( Men In Black)
Itachi: Noo! We'll call wall mart!
Everyone: Wall Mart!
Itachi: Yeah!~ To make sure they have them!~ Since they are open 24/7 365 days a year except for X-mas!
Shikamaru: Brillent!
* Itachi grabs his cell and calls Wall Mart*
Itachi: Hello...... Yes. Do you all have any crusons? Uh hu.. Yes! Thank Jesus on the Cross! We will be there soon!~
* Everyone cheers and Itachi gets the Akasuki to go on this very important mission. Everyone waited in the Limo for Itach and Akasuki to return with the crusons*

Itachi: Sakura-chan! We have failed!
Sakura: Damn!
Sasuke: Uhh! What are we going to do now!
Sakura: What are we going to do now! I am going to tell you what we are going to do now! We are going to.....
* Everyone leans in*
Cashure: Have a nice day!~ * Blows kisses at Ino*
Ino: You.... T-Too!~
Sakura: Got the goods?
Ino: WAAAAA! YES!~
Sakura: Good.
* Everyone goes back to there Thanksgiving dinner*
Sasuke: Hmm. That was a great meal!~
Itachi: Hell yeah!~
Tobi: Tastey Tastey Tastey!~
Neji: Yes...
Naruto: Isn't that right ino!~
Ino: Ugg..
* Ino is shrubing up dishes in the kichen while everyone else is sitting in the den watching football.*
Everyone: Happy thanksgiving everyone!~
Yumi: Don't eat to much turkey!~
Aymi: Yeah!~ Or you can't read our storys!~
Yumi & Aymi: CHA!~
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