Itachi's Confession Thanksgiving Speacial!~~

Itachi's Confession Thanksgiving Speacial!~~

* All through the house there was... Wait wait wait! It's not just Christmas yet! We just now had Halloween!~ And I know for a fact there is another Holiday inbetween there nobody cares about! So what is it... * 5 Minutes later* Oh yeah! Thanksgiving! Is it important?? NAH! Its only celebrated because the pilgrams come to america on the Mayflower to live in peace and harmony!~ That didn't happen! So now its 2007 almost 2008! And thanksgiving is here!~ So here is a story I am sure all my fans would enjoy before Christmas!~ So calm down it you seats and read on..*

* Itachi's house*

Kisame: What a wonderful Thanksgiving dinner!~

Kisame: Ohh wrong one!~

Itachi: I am coming!~

* Itachi is carring in stuffing rolls*

Sakura: What a wonderful dinner!~

* Sakura and Deidara are bringing tons of food*

Shika: What a drag this is going to be to clean..

Temari: Don't worry!~ Ino is going to clean it up as long as we INCLUDE her in all our activities!~

Konkro: Oh what fun.

Gaara: Shut up Konkro.

Kobuto: This is the very first time I am every going to be showed in Itachi's confession!~ Ya___~!

* Gun shot*

Dick Chaney: Sorry! I thought you were Bush!

Kobuto: Ahh! I am dieing!~ Some one call the police!~

Naruto: No.

Kobuto: Ahh! I see.. The light!~ And... Orochimaru...His hands... Reaching for me.. Huuuu..

* Deidara and Tobi drags Kobuto by the feet and burys him in the ground*

Tobi: Yeah!~ Murder!~

Deidara: If I could only kill a surtant formor Uchiha......

Itachi: Me????

Deidara: No! Tobi!~

Kisame: Good.

Neji: Uhh.

Ten Ten: Were here!~

* Cricket churps*

Ten Ten: With punkin pie!~

Naruto: Sp..

Ten Ten: And raman!~

Naruto: Yay! Come on Hinata!~

Hinata: Yay!~

* So everyone gathers around the table and begans to feast on the wonderful food gathered around the table*

Sakura: Oh Sasuke-kun!~ Such wonderful food!~

Sasuke: Yes.

Temari: Hmm. Tastey..

* The sound of food being eaten could be heard all through out the room*

Neji: Hmm. Pass me a cruson Tobi..

Tobi: Okay!~

* Tobi reaches for the plate where the crusons were and realizes there are no more!*

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Hinata: W-What are we going to do!

Ten Ten: With out cruson's were doomed!

Deidara: My art will suffer!

Itachi: Don't worry! I know who to all!~

Temari: Pillsberry Doe boy!

Itachi: Noo!

Naruto: The MIB! ( Men In Black)

Itachi: Noo! We'll call wall mart!

Everyone: Wall Mart!

Itachi: Yeah!~ To make sure they have them!~ Since they are open 24/7 365 days a year except for X-mas!

Shikamaru: Brillent!

* Itachi grabs his cell and calls Wall Mart*

Itachi: Hello...... Yes. Do you all have any crusons? Uh hu.. Yes! Thank Jesus on the Cross! We will be there soon!~

* Everyone cheers and Itachi gets the Akasuki to go on this very important mission. Everyone waited in the Limo for Itach and Akasuki to return with the crusons*

Itachi: Sakura-chan! We have failed!

Sakura: Damn!

Sasuke: Uhh! What are we going to do now!

Sakura: What are we going to do now! I am going to tell you what we are going to do now! We are going to.....

* Everyone leans in*

Cashure: Have a nice day!~ * Blows kisses at Ino*

Ino: You.... T-Too!~

Sakura: Got the goods?

Ino: WAAAAA! YES!~

Sakura: Good.

* Everyone goes back to there Thanksgiving dinner*

Sasuke: Hmm. That was a great meal!~

Itachi: Hell yeah!~

Tobi: Tastey Tastey Tastey!~

Neji: Yes...

Naruto: Isn't that right ino!~

Ino: Ugg..

* Ino is shrubing up dishes in the kichen while everyone else is sitting in the den watching football.*

Everyone: Happy thanksgiving everyone!~

Yumi: Don't eat to much turkey!~

Aymi: Yeah!~ Or you can't read our storys!~

Yumi & Aymi: CHA!~