Frosty the Vulcan

What a cute snow sculpture. I love the Vulcan details. Your Frosty ditty is cute, too. Snow is a great medium to create in if you live somewhere that you have enough snow and it lasts a while before it melts off. It is so heartbreaking to put all the work in on a sculpture and have it melt away before everyone sees it. I think you are very creative. Thank you for sharing this with us.

This is really funny! Two problems: I would rather have a Star Trek related comment instead of a political one about Bush, and the verse about the stick and farting doesn't really fit. Yes, I know, the same two things that cpt_ritter commented on. But I agree with them. Other than that, this is great! :)

Overall, this is clever, and fits when trying to sing it. However, I'm not going to let you go without commenting on two specific things.

"So calm and solid

Nothing ever makes him crack

He is more indifferent than "Dubya" Bush

Under terrorist attack." -Personally, I think you could've avoided the political reference and made another Trek reference. Maybe with the Borg?

"The stick's so deep inside his waste-hole

He can't even fart

And even summertime on Vulcan

Won't melt his frozen heart" -This part here just strikes me as wrong. I'm not sure if there's a good way to fix it, but it just doesn't feel like it fits.

Anyway, the rest of this was a good funny song. Frosty the Vulcan.